Nobody has ever been talked out of a stack by a stranger on the internet.

“Dispatched” means the label was printed. That is the entire meaning of the word. How long have you been on a personal use allowance?

The pain score conversation is thirty seconds of my life I will never get back, every time.

Depressingly accurate.

My pharmacist has become my actual doctor and I am at peace with it.

Narrow conclusion, briefly right. Broad conclusion, interestingly wrong. I know which I keep choosing.