You have two changes at once here. You cannot attribute anything until one of them moves.

The hologram is the least useful check because it is the one everybody makes.

The pain score conversation is thirty seconds of my life I will never get back, every time. Same for me with hydrocodone, unfortunately.

Same here.

Worth asking what specifically was measured. Pain scores move with mood and function does not.

Batch and expiry copied from a real box will already be nearly expired. That is the tell.

Reference ranges differ between labs, so comparing two reports is close to meaningless.

A privacy service registered three months ago on a domain claiming twenty years of trading is a contradiction.